- The first rule is to "go white." Well, my hair is doing that quite well, and even skin tone begins to pale. What can I say? ...I stopped sun worshiping years ago, and I really detest hot steamy southern summers. I'll choose the air-conditioner any day.
- Second is the extravagant use of slip covers to hide wear and tear. So, as with furniture, so I have started to drape myself with various garments designed to hide muffin top bulges and body parts that have been drooping, as well as all that other stuff like veins and scars that seem to have accumulated out of no-where to paint my body canvas.
- The third criteria is tea-stained fabrics. Ha! Tea, coffee, spaghetti, grease spots, everything I eat seems to leave a mark down my front as though I am keeping a food journal. Ummm, what did I eat earlier? I don't even have to try to remember, I just look down at my belly and there it is!
- Next up is "over-stuffed" upholstery. Hahahaha! " ...Comfortable, slip-covered, rumpled, ruffled, and rounded, ...Muffin top? ..." 'Nuf said!
- Then they talk about distressed paint. Anyone "vintage" that wears glasses and tries to apply make-up knows how hard it is to apply just the right amounts so as to look natural. Oh the sad stories I can tell about the rouge-cheeked old ladies that looked like Boopy-Do dolls to me.
- What about "Architectural Details?" Well, go old. Yeah, what worked when we had lovely chests and firm fannies,slim bodies, and various parts we were taught to showcase, paired with growing incomes to supply all sorts of cute little outfits, has all changed. The closet has been slowly clearing out of those cute little tops that show it all off, and the tight little jeans have been replaced with baggy. Incomes slowed down and and so did we. Contentment set in with our well-loved old shoes and comfy clothing. Now we are becoming authentic!
- Old and imperfect. Jeweled accessories are turning with patina, and styles have changed-over many times. If a chain breaks then we hang a locket from a ribbon. Rhinestones fall away, yet the beloved adornment still holds a memory and feelings for you. We don't see them as other do, and nor should we. We hold on to these and love them still.
- Gravitate to comfort. Let things get rumpled and unsorted. Don't worry about complete order and shine and perfectness. It's not quite possible now anyway. I love my former mother-in-law once telling me: "It's something of a blessing that our eyes start to go as we get older. ...We can't see all the dirt then." I can't tell you the shock I go through every so often when I put on some strong readers and visit the bathroom and see dust everywhere, or the spatters in the kitchen. It really does take Herculean efforts to keep a house perfect and tidy. There is nothing wrong with a lived-in look around here!
- The site's author mentioned that metal makes it all look better. So, draping myself with original metal-work has been my mission lately. I love my crude wild jewelry.
- Patchwork! I have always had a reverence and love for patchworking. Those crazy quilts of Victorian times amaze me with their charm. Now I am becoming a walking patchwork design.
Combinations of everything I love and hold dear now are taking precedence in my home and on my person. DO I care what you may think if you are to visit here? Maybe a little, but not like I used to. Now it is about what I like and makes me feel good. I have always wanted to surround myself with things I have made and love or that have meaning for me. So. now more than ever I slap colors on the walls and have an eye for what makes me happy rather than all those rules of design and proportion. I pull arrangements together that no-one but I understand. Vintage me understands this and glorifies in it. Yes, what better time is there to really get to know myself and honor that? It takes a lot of forgiveness and acceptance as well as patience and self-knowledge and what really matters. Call me Crone, call me Vintage, or call me Becoming Enlightened.
* This blog was inspired by this site: 10 Elements for Shabby Chic Decorating